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Uncle Albert is a character in the 2010 film, The Nutcracker in 3D. He is played by Nathan Lane, who was collecting a Ben Kingsley Paycheck.

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  • Loves to piss on the fourth wall
  • Does next to nothing in the movie
  • Understands the power of a pebble
  • Makes lyrics for the songs of the Nutcracker ballet
  • Somehow managed to turn Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy into him explaining the Theory of Relativity.
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