The Bizarro Tiradesverse is a parallel universe to the Tiradesverse. Contrary to what one might think at first, it is not a mirror opposite universe in the strictest sense. Meaning, you won't find Alfred Hitchcock, Citizen Kane or The Godfather or any other great real-life movies, actors or directors there. Instead, the people and things that exist in this universe are missing things from Tiradesverse actors, directors, and movies.
Attributes known about the Bizarro Tiradesverse[]
- It is a neutral universe in The Ultimate Battle of Good vs. Evil and will not be affected by its outcome
- It is impossible to besmirch anything there
Things known to exist in the Bizarro Tiradesverse[]
- The Battlefield Earth script, but well written
- The good in Nic Cage's Career
- Bison's conscience
- Ecks' sobriety coach
- Ecks' and Princess Kitana's actual son, who was Hispanic
- The resolutions to all the subplots in The Room
- Nomi Malone's social security number and moral compass
- The Las Vegas Police Department (see: Murder-Set-Pieces)
- A competent investigation of the Jigsaw murders
- Kristen Stewart's personality
- The villains that Catwoman went on to fight against after she defeated Evil Beautycorp
- Uwe Boll's Oscar-winning blockbuster, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
- The reason the crazy birds in Birdemic stopped attacking
- The visible deaths of all the victims in House of the Dead
- Julie Winston's decision-making ability
- Michael Bay's editing equipment
- An explanation of why Shane stayed with Ford in Torque
- A linear screenplay written by M. Night Shyamalan that doesn't have endless exposition
- The sex scenes from A Talking Cat?!?
- A threatening and charismatic version of Megatron
- Actual, genuine, healthy, mutually beneficial romance in the Twilight franchise
- A monogamous relationship in Yor, the Hunter from the Future
- Liu Kang kicking the shit out of Shao Kahn 4 minutes into Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and then seeing the Earth invaded by the real Shinnok
- A realistic timeline of events that Billie Frank would have experienced in Glitter
- Blake Thorne's getting an EEG for all the head trauma he endured
- Cade Yeager punching Wankstain in the balls and telling him if he ever comes near his daughter again, he will murder him
- Highlander 4.5
- The location of Hot dog guy's corpse
- A Blue Ranger that is actually old enough to be a Power Ranger in Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
- Beverly Switzler's perceptive abilities
- The Katana Gang all being arrested ten minutes into Samurai Cop
- The Cullens actually staying behind to protect Bella Swan in New Moon
- The Aegis arresting all three Abrasax siblings on various charges in Jupiter Ascending
- A weapon that isn't so flimsy that John Jaspers used to destroy everyone in Faust Love of the Damned
- An actual, brutal, ten-minute-long, uninterrupted, knock-down, drag-out fight between Mega Shark and the Giant Octopus in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus