is a character in the 2003 Tommy Wiseau film, The Room. He is played by Philip Haldiman.


  • Looks like he's 15, but apparently goes to college
  • Johnny pays for his education and his apartment
  • We're guessing his school is probably just a treehouse full of stuffed animals wearing mortarboards
  • Has a room temperature I.Q.
  • Sometimes, he just likes to watch Johnny and Lisa
  • Has a girlfriend named Elizabeth, who he mentions once and never brings up again
  • Was likely raised by wolves, or possibly a family of three-toed sloths
  • Went by the name Willy Hiller in elementary school
  • Is the go-to reference for when the hosts need to describe how dumb/socially deficient a character is

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