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Emmett Benton is a dead protagonist? seen in video footage flashbacks in the 2015 film, Jem and the Holograms. He is played by Barnaby Carpenter.

Facts[]

  • One of the shittiest fathers ever seen on film
  • Never heard of any recording technology more advanced than SLP-quality VHS tapes, despite recording all of his home movies in the year 2005
  • Builds a sentient robot, but for some insane reason decides to remove pieces of it
  • Why, you might ask? He knew he was dying, so he did this to hide one in a pier and the other in an ultra-exclusive concert venue in the infinitesimal shred of likelihood that his older daughter would somehow locate them one day and put the robot back together
  • The grand prize for completing the robot? A goodbye message.
  • Yeah, that's it
  • Apparently, couldn't have simply left his children a goodbye message via CD, flash drive or another VHS tape at the reading of his last will and testament
  • How he knew Jerrica would even keep the broken, nonfunctional robot in the first place is anyone's guess
  • Remember, of course, it was inoperative in no small part because he removed parts from it to send his daughter(s) on an absurdly dangerous and pointless scavenger hunt
  • Despite having two daughters, doesn't even mention or say a thing to the younger daughter in his goodbye message
  • Like we said, he's a pretty terrible father
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