DOA: Dead or Alive is a 2006 action cheesecake movie based on a video game series about big breasted women that fight in a tournament.
Plot[]
Non-big-breasted women fight in a tournament.
Notable Characters[]
- Kasumi
- Ayane
- Tina Armstrong
- Helena Douglas
- Christie Allen
- Kevin Nash
- Eric Roberts
- Hayabusa
- Liu Kang
- Weatherby
The Episode[]
- Episode 0.2 was the first appearance of Michael Cole, and aired as part of Earth-2.net: The Show Episode 421
- It was the last time the Tirades would be a segment of another podcast.
Scores[]
This was the last episode to use The Show's 0 to 5 rating scale.
James - 0.9 out of 5
Damien - 0.9 out of 5
Mike - 0.2 out of 5
As of Episode 17, James retconned the numeric scores and assigned the movie a Final Word: death.
Highlights[]
- Clenching muscles sound a lot like a gun cocking
- Bayman is beaten by a shoe
- Eric Roberts' computer has a CIA button
- Lots of movie hacking
- Devon Aoki - a judicious use of the Asian Actress Rolodex
- Cary Elwes is "Footless! Footless!"
References[]
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Foo Fighters
- Lord of the Rings
- Ninja Gaiden
- Chrono Trigger
- Wonder Woman
- The Fast and the Furious
- Sin City
- Liu Kang
- My Name is Earl
- Street Fighter
- The Matrix
- Victoria's Secret
- Hot Pockets
- David Carradine
- Hulk Hogan
- Sting (the wrestler)
- Dog the Bounty Hunter
- The New England Patriots
- Double Dragon
- Mortal Kombat
- Santino Marella
- The Brooklyn Brawler
- Bruce Lee
- Uwe Boll
- King of Fighters
- Tekken
- Bloodrayne
- House of the Dead
- Bloodrayne 2
- Gilbert Arenas
- Dolph Lundgren
- Rocky 4
- Kate Beckinsale
- Austin Powers
- The Great Khali
- Dragon Ball
- NBA Jam
- Michael Jordon
- Bill Clinton
- The Beastie Boys
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
- Kryptonite
- Saw
- Lex Luthor
- Lucas
- Doctor Who
- The Dark Knight
- Billy Blanks
- Billy Zane
- The Phantom
- Tombstone
- The Punisher
- The Legend of Chun-Li
- A Bullet of My Valentine
- Kung-Fu Hustle
- Kelly Hu
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
- Candyman
- Tony Todd
- Dave Chappelle
- Cary Elwis
- Saw 3D
- Aliens
Tiradesverse Tropes[]
- Protagonists? - All the female leads
- Real protagonist - Ryu Hayabusa
- Edited at gunpoint
- Movie hacking - Weatherby, repeatedly
- Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. - Donovan's fortress is full of goons; and one could make an argument that the ninjas at the air temple in the sky were, as well, considering how useless they were
- Plot convenience - Random fighters disappearing and never fighting again; Donovan can fight everyone by using magic sunglasses
- Foot sweeps - Everywhere
- Cheeky shenanigans - the scene with the women in bed together
Before and After[]
Previous Episode - Episode 0.1 - Murder-Set-Pieces
Next Episode - Episode 1 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)