Masters of the Universe is a 1987 fantasy/action film starring Dolph Lundgren^ and Frank Langella.

^We say it "stars" Dolph Lundgren, even though it has a surprising lack of He-Man.


Bad 80's music saves the universe.

Notable CharactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit

  • This episode marked the return of the two-host format, last heard on Episode 0.1.


James - Cheese

Damien - Frank-N-Furter


  • Soldiers getting shot in the crotch
  • There are standards for the laser gun fight
  • The horrible record of Courtney Cox
  • Individual villain introduction
  • The Curious Quartet
  • Helpful Dicks
  • JK Simmons hitting dumb cop characters in the face with a giant fish
  • James and Damien discuss the history of the show


Tiradesverse tropesEdit

Ending songEdit

Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Before and AfterEdit

Previous Episode - Episode 14 - Troll 2

Next Episode - Episode 16 - Catwoman