Masters of the Universe is a 1987 fantasy/action film starring Dolph Lundgren^ and Frank Langella.
^We say it "stars" Dolph Lundgren, even though it has a surprising lack of He-Man.
Plot[]
Bad 80's music saves the universe.
Notable Characters[]
- He-Man
- Skeletor
- Gwildor
- Man-at-Arms
- Teela
- Julie Winston
- Kevin Corrigan
- Detective Lubic
- Evil-Lyn
- Blade
- Karg
- Beastman
- Saurod
The Episode[]
- This episode marked the return of the two-host format, last heard on Episode 0.1.
Scores[]
James - Cheese
Damien - Frank-N-Furter
Highlights[]
- Soldiers getting shot in the crotch
- There are standards for the laser gun fight
- The horrible record of Courtney Cox
- Individual villain introduction
- The Curious Quartet
- Helpful Dicks
- JK Simmons hitting dumb cop characters in the face with a giant fish
- James and Damien discuss the history of the show
References[]
- Megaupload
- Kanye West
- Kazaam
- Extra Lives
- Dropped D
- Chinese Democracy
- The Offspring
- Guns n Roses
- Axl Rose
- Shadow of the Colossus
- Jack Kirby
- The Fourth World
- Star Wars
- Indiana Jones
- The Oratory
- Battletoads
- Robocop
- The Dark Knight
- Spaceballs
- Rocky IV
- Sylvester Stalone
- Dan Toland
- Black Christmas
- JK Simmons
- Ace Ventura
- Scream (series)
- Zoom
- Four Weddings and a Funeral
- Leprechaun
- Cuccoon
- Alien Love Triangle
- The Longest Yard
- Jennifer Anniston
- Friends
- Office Space
- Rock Star
- Bruce Almighty
- Marley and Me
- Lord of the Rings
- Harry Potter
- Blazing Saddles
- Dragon Ball Z
- Road Rash
- Predator
- Gremlins
- Crazy Quilt
- Static Shock
- Tommy Wiseau
- Blade
- The Descent
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Jimi Hendrix
- Frankie Goes To Hollywood
- Back to the Future
- Birdemic
- Eddie Izzard
- Honkey Tonk Man
- Superstars
- Wrestlefest
- Batman
- The Joker
- Thor
- Star Trek IV
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
- Troll 2
- Last Action Hero
- The Sneaker Pimps
- Nintendo
- Final Fantasy IV
- Xenogears
- Nicolas Cage
- Battlefield Earth
- Ghost Rider
- Dirty Work
- Motley Crue
- Queen
- Saw VII
- Jushien Liger
- Godzilla (franchise)
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Transformers (franchise)
- Army of Darkness
- The Terminator
- Cyborg
- Jean Claude Van Damme
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- The Legend of Chun-Li
- Showgirls
- American Pie
- The Watcher
- Metron
- The Elder Scrolls
- Uwe Boll
- Annie Wilkes
- Steven Segal
- Paris Hilton
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Santa's Slay
- Subspecies
- Kaboom
- Dollman vs Demonic Toyman
- Glitter
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- Teen Titans
- Big Damn Heroes
- Joss Whedon
- Dead or Alive
- Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
- Dread Media
- Earth-2.net: The Show
- Tool
- Kathy Griffin
- El Santo
- Highlander II
- Michael Bay
Tiradesverse tropes[]
- Protagonists? - Julie, Kevin, and He-Man
- Casio Keyboard - In this case, it actually saves the universe
- Individual villain introduction - The Curious Quartet
- Massive gunfight - With laser guns!
- New Santroitcagobergville
- Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. - The Curious Quartet and the Stormtrooper rip-offs
- Foot sweeps
- Killing Your Own Guys - Skeletor kills Saurod
- Sequel That Will Never Happen
- Scott Evil Has a Point - Skeletor decides to tie up He-Man in tiny shorts instead of just killing him
Ending song[]
Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Before and After[]
Previous Episode - Episode 14 - Troll 2
Next Episode - Episode 16 - Catwoman