A Nightmare on Elm Street is a 2010 remake of the popular 80s horror series of the same name, starring Jackie Earle Haley.
Michael Bay is to blame.
It won the People's Choice Award for "Best Horror Movie" in 2011, which further proves that your garden-variety audience has no taste in cinema.
Plot[]
A burnt midget hunts down a bunch of teenagers and shows his utter lack of medical knowledge.
Notable Characters[]
The Episode[]
- This was the first official episode of the podcast, and first to use the show's theme song.
- It also marks the first appearance of No One Will Like Your Character.
Scores[]
This was introduction of The Final Word grading scale.
James - Insulting
Damien - Fuck
Mike - Keanu
Highlights[]
- Everyone has single parents
- Damien and Mike nearly have a sassy fight
- Everyone in this movie is white
- Freddy throws Kris like she's a fucking Hadoken
- A coma is not sleep
- The cooter glove (also the meerkat cooter glove)
References[]
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (series)
- Friday the 13th
- Little Children
- Kane Hodder
- Micky Mouse
- The Teletubbies
- Twilight
- Ghost Rider
- Fall Out Boy
- Dawson's Creek
- Murder-Set-Pieces
- Nirvana
- The X-Men
- Michael Bay
- Betsy Russell
- Silent Hill
- Saved by the Bell
- Clarissa Explains It All
- Scream
- Leprechaun
- Jigsaw
- Freddy vs Jason
- Street Fighter
- Scary Movie 2
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Mortal Kombat
- Lex Luthor
- Highlander
- Queen
- Dokken
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Adham Fisher
- Robert Pattinson
- Thankskilling
- Nutbag
- Tony Todd
- Haley Joel Osment
- Crank
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
- Johnny Depp
- Watchmen
- Shutter Island
- Pulp Fiction
- C. Thomas Howell
- Never Sleep Again
- Die Hard 4
- Jackie Gleeson
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Tiradesverse Tropes[]
- Protagonists? - Every one of the teenagers
- Goof Troop - All the students
- No One Will Like Your Character - Nancy is a virginal flower. And she draws.
- Plot convenience - Freddy showing his backstory to Quentin for no reason
- Evil shenanigans - Destroying the legacy of Freddy Krueger
- New Santroitcagobergville
- High School High
- Ben Kingsley Paycheck - Clancy Brown
- Nontendre - "You really shouldn't fall asleep in class."
- Unrealistic Real Estate - The homes of all these single-parent kids
- Brick Wall Ending
- Sequel That Will Never Happen
Before and After[]
Previous Episode - Episode 0.2 - DOA: Dead or Alive
Next Episode - Episode 2 - Black Christmas (2006)