Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a 2009 action/sci-fi film directed by Michael Bay, starring Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. It is the first sequel of the 2007 movie, Transformers.

The poster child for a Writer's Strike film, it is notable for being so awful that even Bay, himself, LeBeouf, and Megan Fox went on record in various ways saying it was bad.

Plot[edit | edit source]

Explosions sandwiched between endless toilet humor and racism.

Notable Characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Shackler

Damien - Kardashian

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • The hosts stop talking about the movie for a good five minutes and remember their favorite old school Nickelodeon game shows
  • "Rant here" (x3)
  • "It's time for the world to know of our presence."
  • "He knows where it is... if he finds it...."
  • Robot Heaven
  • Sam has the Yes Man problem

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

  • Protagonists? - Literally every human character (except Simmons) and every Autobot
  • Real protagonist - Simmons
  • Ben Kingsley Paycheck - John Turturro (again), and Tom Kenny
  • Clusterfuck Syndrome
  • Center of the Universe - Sam
  • Plot Armor - Sam actually dies and is BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE by ancient robots
  • Plot convenience
    • Bumblebee and Mikaela showing up at Sam's college almost immediately despite being across the country
    • Mikaela walks in on the Alice robot trying to seduce Sam
    • Sector 7 refused to look into a possible alien sighting despite this being their entire point for existing
    • Mikaela carries around the little Decepticon in that toolbox the whole movie for no reason until its needed to locate an old robot
    • The heroes find the location of the Primes' tomb by using the position of a constellation in the sky, despite the fact that constellations are at different points in the sky every night and the specific constellation they use (Orion) is only visible from early Fall through the end of Winter
    • Skids and Mudflap fight for no reason and one throws the other into a wall, breaking it, and revealing the tomb; this was somehow missed by the thousands upon thousands of explorers and archaeologists over the last several millennia who have visited the Pyramids
  • Edited at gunpoint
  • Everything explodes
  • Palpatine and Vader - The Fallen and Megatron, respectively
  • This fucking scene - 99% of the scenes in the movie
  • No One Will Like Your Character - Literally every female at Sam's college looks like a Maxim model
  • Courtney and Amber - The Twins, most of the Decepticons, Sam and Leo's roommates
  • Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. - The minor Decepticons
  • New Santroitcagobergville - Though it is stated Sam's college is in Pennsylvania, it is never stated in what city it resides
  • Massive gunfight - All over the place
  • Movie hacking - Implied hacking by Simmons on Leo's website
  • Thank you very little - Close-up on John Turturro's ass in a thong
  • Exposition fairy - Jetfire
  • SYMBOLISM!!! - Sam's line to his father mirrored what his father said to his mother two hours earlier in movie time
  • Tonal Shift from Hell - Optimus suffers a brutal death and then they go to a scene where the stupid fucking twins call Leo a "pussy"
  • Notice My Directing!!!

Ending song[edit | edit source]


Roundhouse Theme Song

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Previous Episode: Episode 21 - Transformers

Next Episode: Episode 23 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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