Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a 2011 action/sci-fi movie directed by Michael Bay and written by Ehren Kruger. It is the third installment in the bewilderingly popular Transformers live-action series.

It is probably the most incomprehensible movie the hosts have ever covered, which is saying a metric fuckton considering that they've covered multiple Saw movies, The Room, Alone in the Dark, and Highlander: The Source.

Plot[edit | edit source]

As soon as we figure that out, we'll let you know.

(Update: Three years later, still no clue.)

Notable Characters[edit | edit source]

Episode[edit | edit source]

  • This episode is the notable for immediately breaking the longest episode record that Episode 22 had held. It held the record for longest episode covering media until Episode 40.

Scores[edit | edit source]

For this episode, the hosts came up with a Final Word for the movie as well as another one for the trilogy.

James - Epistaxis (the movie) & Sociopathic (the series)

DamienScroll (the movie) & Ke$ha (the series)

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • James goes off on Transformers apologists just 35 minutes in
  • The Transformers really need a stenographer
  • Why is Aerosmith playing during a job interview montage??
  • John Malkovich was bronzed
  • John Malkovich was mauled to death by a circus lion in a convenience store
  • Sentinel Prime is the most uninspiring leader ever
  • Michael Bay's directing style is: sitting in a bubble bath, ramming Tonka trucks into each other
  • What if Michael Bay and Axl Rose got together?
  • "Is everyone okay?!"
  • Damien recaps the entire trilogy in under 12 minutes

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]


Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Previous Episode: Episode 22 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Next Episode: Episode 24 - Torque

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