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'''{{Infobox
 
 
|Box title = Dragonball Evolution
 
|Box title = Dragonball Evolution
 
|Row 1 title = Episode #
 
|Row 1 title = Episode #
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|Row 3 title = IMDB Rating
 
|Row 3 title = IMDB Rating
 
|Row 3 info = 2.9|Row 4 title = How many "over 9000 jokes" in the episode?
 
|Row 3 info = 2.9|Row 4 title = How many "over 9000 jokes" in the episode?
|Row 4 info = Only one, actually.|image = File:Dragonball-evolution-poster.jpg|caption = Is that a Goku action figure...?}}'''
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|Row 4 info = Only one, actually.|image = File:Dragonball-evolution-poster.jpg|caption = Is that a Goku action figure...?}}
'''''Dragonball Evolutio''n''' is a [[2009]] action/fantasy film very very very very very loosely based on the best-selling manga/anime series, ''Dragonball''.
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'''''Dragonball Evolution''''' is a [[2009]] action/fantasy film very very very very very loosely based on the best-selling manga/anime series, ''Dragonball''.
   
Basically, the only reason it was made is because 20th Century Fox's ownership of the rights to a live-action ''Dragonball ''movie was about to expire, so they held a few hundred people up at gunpoint and forced them to churn this 73-minute steaming pile out.
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Basically, the only reason it was made is because 20th Century Fox's ownership of the rights to a live-action ''Dragonball'' movie was about to expire, so they held a few hundred people up at gunpoint and forced them to churn this 73-minute steaming pile out.
   
 
==Plot==
 
==Plot==
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*''[[Episode 2 - Black Christmas (2006)|Black Christmas]]''
 
*''[[Episode 2 - Black Christmas (2006)|Black Christmas]]''
 
*''Final Destination''
 
*''Final Destination''
*''[[The Final Destination]] ''
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*''[[The Final Destination]]''
 
*''Final Destination 2''
 
*''Final Destination 2''
 
*''[[Final Destination 5]]''
 
*''[[Final Destination 5]]''
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*''The Mask''
 
*''The Mask''
 
*''Final Fantasy 7''
 
*''Final Fantasy 7''
*[[Xenogears|''Xenogears'']]
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*''[[Xenogears]]''
 
*''Star Wars''
 
*''Star Wars''
 
*Power Girl
 
*Power Girl
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*''Blade Runner''
 
*''Blade Runner''
 
*''The Matrix''
 
*''The Matrix''
*[[Batman and Robin|''Batman and Robin'']]
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*''[[Batman and Robin]]''
 
*John Woo
 
*John Woo
 
*''[[Episode 12 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror|Birdemic]]''
 
*''[[Episode 12 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror|Birdemic]]''
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*''[[Episode 25 - Zardoz|Zardoz]]''
 
*''[[Episode 25 - Zardoz|Zardoz]]''
 
*''[[Episode 65 - Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus|Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus]]''
 
*''[[Episode 65 - Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus|Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus]]''
*[[Dropped D|''Dropped D'']]
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*''[[Dropped D]]''
 
*[[Episode 13 - The Nutcracker in 3D|''Nutcracker in 3D'']]
 
*[[Episode 13 - The Nutcracker in 3D|''Nutcracker in 3D'']]
 
*George Michael
 
*George Michael

Revision as of 17:38, 31 January 2020

Dragonball Evolution is a 2009 action/fantasy film very very very very very loosely based on the best-selling manga/anime series, Dragonball.

Basically, the only reason it was made is because 20th Century Fox's ownership of the rights to a live-action Dragonball movie was about to expire, so they held a few hundred people up at gunpoint and forced them to churn this 73-minute steaming pile out.

Plot

What begins as an absurdly rushed search for the Dragonballs abruptly turns into a slapdash lesson on shooting fireballs at The Mask.

Notable characters

The Episode

  • Originally, the hosts were going to review Waterworld, but decided that it wasn't shitty enough to discuss it. Also, Damien didn't want to synopsize a three-hour movie.
  • This is the first episode to tackle a live-action anime-inspired movie

Grades

James - Tortilla

Damien - Roshambeau

Highlights

  • What is Goku's last name?
  • Damien subtlely blasts Final Fantasy VII and James piles on
  • Master Roshi riding Yoshi
  • James tries to workshop Yamcha's plan to trap people in the desert
  • Chi-Chi's evil twin, "Ihc-Ihc"!
  • Damien coins the word "boneriest"

References

Tiradesverse tropes

Ending song

South_Park_-_Let's_Fighting_Love

South Park - Let's Fighting Love









Before and After

Previous Episode: Episode 31 - The Legend of the Titanic

Next Episode: Episode 33 - Godzilla (1998)