Godzilla is a 1998 action/sci-fi film by disaster movie director, Roland Emmerich.

It is best known for its absurdly bad CGI, even worse acting, and for the legendarily awful design and treatment of the Godzilla monster, which has officially been rechristened as "Zilla" in canonical Godzilla lore.

Plot[edit | edit source]

A giant Tyrannosaurus-iguana-chicken runs amok in the rainiest New York City ever seen in cinema, and somehow does infinitely less property damage than the military trying to stop it.

Notable characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

This episode is one that Damien had long wanted to tackle due to how much he loves the Godzilla franchise.

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Crunge

Damien - Chester

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Damien rants for 15 minutes before even one word of the summary is read
  • The hosts wonder why the video game, Rampage, doesn't have a movie
  • Maria Pitillo's facial shifts and expressions
  • Damien has a horrifying epiphany when he suddenly figures out what attacked Edward Carnby and Aline Cedrac at the end of Alone in the Dark
  • James takes nine pages to summarize the first 90 minutes of the movie and less than two to summarize the final 45
  • Fuckin' Skittles, man...
  • Damien relaying the Xenosaga cutscene DVD story

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]


Eurythmics - Here Comes the Rain Again

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Last episode: Episode 32 - Dragonball Evolution

Next episode: Episode 34 - Twilight

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