Santa with Muscles is a 1996 family comedy film starring Hulk Hogan and Ed Begley, Jr.

The entire script consists of: lame pun, guy gets concussion, lame pun, lame pun, dated 90's reference, concussion, concussion, lame pun, lame pun, dated 90's reference, concussion, MAGIC CRYSTALS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!, concussion, lame pun, concussion, lame pun, lame pun, explosion.

That is, assuming there was a script at all. The scriptwriter sued to have his name removed from the movie because he claimed it was changed so many times.

Plot[edit | edit source]

Hulk Hogan hits his head, becomes Santa Claus, and tries to save an orphanage from a guy who is terrified of germs and wants to steal magic, exploding, electric crystals.

Notable characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

  • This was the holiday episode for 2014
  • It is the first Hulk Hogan movie the hosts covered
  • It will probably be remembered the most for ending with a fatal attack on the hosts by the Bay Transformers
  • They got better

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Stryper 

Damien - Boulder 

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Multiple concussions do not cancel each other out
  • Lenny was the one who found Dice's body
  • Thorne is the richest person in half the physical U.S.A. from PROTEIN POWDERS?!?!?!
  • James and Damien relive their CD Walkman days
  • Damien's Sean-Connery-as-Hulk-Hogan impression
  • Brutus Beefcake walking up to the hosts and offering them a Hot Pocket
  • The first reference to Barney the Bear
  • Damien's aside about Riki-Oh

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Previous episode: Episode 38 - Glitter

Next episode: Special Episode 3 - The Best of 2014

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