The Twilight Saga: New Moon is a 2009 supernatural fantasy/romance film--the first sequel to the 2008 film, Twilight--starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. It is the second film in the horrifyingly popular Twilight franchise.

It is notable for setting romance fiction and women's individuality back a hundred years, as well as further cementing Bella Swan as the most unlikable protagonist in film history.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The bitch protagonist? from the first Twilight is dumped by her abusive asshole vampire boyfriend, and proceeds to spend the next several months going Super Saiyan-level emo and turning her best friend into a tool to get back to the shithead vampire.

Notable characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

  • This is the fourth episode to feature a guest co-host--Hannah Krueger, who joined the hosts for their review of the first Twilight film, and joined them again for Episode 62.

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Stupefied

Damien - Run

Hannah - Ciao/Chow

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Listing of all the groups of people that would be offended by this movie
  • Hannah's rant
  • The characters Jacob should have pursued a romantic relationship with
  • Stephenie Meyer hates her own gender
  • Ironically true lines
  • Any of the rants Damien goes into throughout the episode

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]


Ozzy Osbourne - "Bark at the Moon"

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Previous episode: Episode 48 - Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance

Next episode: Episode 50 - Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

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