The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is a 2010 fantasy/romance film--the third in the absurdly popular Twilight film series.

Much like the first Transformers film, this film seems to have an unearned reputation as the "not-as-bad" one of the series. While it isn't as bad as its predecessor, it is actually far worse than the the first one.

Oh, yes, folks. It's true. It's damn true.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The evil, female vampire from the first Twilight film suddenly remembers she wants to kill Bella Swan, while the character of Jacob Black is ruined forever.

Notable Characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

  • As with the previous two Twilight episodes, Hannah Krueger joined the hosts for this episode
  • Beat out SHR3D for longest episode, at 4 hours, 10 minutes, and 52 seconds, which is 48 seconds longer than SHR3D

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Predictable

Damien - Immobile

Hannah - Exacerbate

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • The Overwatch discussion before the main discussion
  • Damien's discovery of rumor-baiting of a new Twilight film
  • Uncle Damien
  • Damien's comparison of Jacob and Edward to stuff crust pizza, and the surrounding rant
  • The Addams Family tangent
  • The constant lambasting of both the film and the franchise for perpetuating abusive relationships
  • The constant Simpsons references
  • Damien headdesking
  • Damien constantly recounting his inner monologue
  • "This Popplio chap"
  • Hannah and James commenting on Pokemon, and Damien being himself during said discussion
  • The death metal bands
  • Damien's rant about Jacob's acceptance

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]


Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now - Lyrics

Before and After[edit | edit source]

Previous Episode: Episode 61 - Warriors of the Wasteland

Next Episode: Episode 63 - Elves

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