Episode 63 - Elves

Elves is a 1989 horror/suspense B-movie starring Dan Haggerty and Julie Austin.  It will be the subject of Episode 63 of the show.

Much like Troll 2, the title is wholly misleading, as, despite the title implying multiple elves, there is literally only one creature seen for the entirety of the film; and it looks more like the Green Goblin than an elf.

Actually, it probably ran concurrently to the plot of Troll 2.

Plot

A "teenager" learns she is the key part of a Nazi plot to birth an army of evil elf creatures, while Grizzly Adams gets a job as a mall Santa.

Notable characters

• Kirsten
• Mike McGavin
• Kirsten's mother
• Nazi grandpa
• Evil elf
• Willy
• Rubinkreuz
• Professor O'Conner

The Episode

• This is the holiday episode for 2016.

Scores

James - 

Damien - 

Tiradesverse tropes

• Protagonists? - Kirsten and Mike
• Nonsensical Title - There is only one creature seen the entire movie and it doesn't even remotely look like an elf
• Anticlimactic Main Villain - The Nazi guys are useless and the evil elf is killed by a crystal
• No One Will Like Your Character - Kristen is going to go to Art School

Before and After

Previous Episode: Episode 62 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Next Episode: ???????