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After Earth is a 2013 action/sci-fi film directed and co-written by M. Night Shyamalan, starring Will and Jaden Smith.

It is infamous for its bewilderingly bad acting by both Smiths, and its numerous plot holes, all of which revolve around a complete lack of scientific reason.

It is also far and away the most boring film the hosts have covered in over five years.

Plot[edit | edit source]

A war hero has to navigate/exposit his son through a post-apocalyptic Earth while we, the audience, mourn the tragic death of all science and logic.

Notable characters[edit | edit source]

The Episode[edit | edit source]

Scores[edit | edit source]

James - Homeopathy  

Damien - Really? 

Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Damien constantly reading Jaden Smith's tweets
  • "Of the clan Raige"
  • Damien making a reference to the second Ninja Turtles movie
  • Both of the hosts ripping apart the contemporary political problems in America
  • The Nintendo discussion
  • The entire stinger

References[edit | edit source]

Tiradesverse tropes[edit | edit source]

Ending song[edit | edit source]

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Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth







Before and After[edit | edit source]

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