House of the Dead is a 2003 action/horror film directed by Uwe Boll, based on the video game series of the same name.

It contains a lot of spinning camera shots cut together with Windows Movie Maker.

It is notable in that, despite being a horror movie, it has a distinct lack of on-screen death.


Zombies have a cuddle party.

Notable CharactersEdit

The EpisodeEdit

This is the first Uwe Boll movie to be covered on the show, though previous Boll movies had been covered in the written Tirades.


James - Stupidiotic

Damien - Hasbro

Mike - Uwe


  • Bill Goldberg is a Jew
  • 8 characters are introduced in 4 seconds
  • "Priceline Negotiator!"
  • Boob count rules
  • Shanty of the Dead - The Irish Cut
  • More of Solid Snake and his weapon expertise
  • Tortilla cosplay
  • In depth discussion of the Gumby universe
  • The Saw canon was changed to include Powder
  • Between the Tits - A Michael Cole Production
  • Damien discovers the Facebook page
  • Stinger - German porn discussion


Tiradesverse tropesEdit

Ending SongEdit

Madness - Our House

Madness - Our House

Before and AfterEdit

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