The Final Word is the unique grading scale of the Tranquil Tirades podcast.

Since the implication is that every movie will be a bad one, a traditional numerical scoring system didn't work, so the hosts instead sum up their thoughts on a movie with one word/noise.

As the show has gone on over the years, the Final Words used by Damien and James have generally strayed from common words used in early episodes (like "insulting" and "typical") to more peculiar and less common words (like "tyrotoxism" and "circumbendibus") and even foreign words (like "kankerhoer").

As of Episode 17, there is now at least one Final Word for every movie ever reviewed under the "Tirades" banner.