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Fujiyama

Fuj Fujiyama is a villain in the 1991 film, Samurai Cop, as well as its 2015 sequel, Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance. He is played by Cranston Komuro in both films.

Facts[]

  • Resembles a Japanese Uncle Ray
  • Doesn't do much of anything, really
  • Head of unquestionably the single worst and most idiotic gang in cinematic history
  • No, seriously, he kept Finer Cronies and Goons, Inc. in business for the entirety of the 90's
  • Probably stole members of the Power Corps to build numbers in his wildly diverse gang, too
  • Prefers for severed heads to be his piano decor
  • Clearly forgets his lines during the restaurant scene, and starts reading from cue cards
  • Claims that even though Joe Marshall might shoot him dead, he will still shoot Jennifer before he falls
  • Doesn't understand how guns work
  • Is shot to death by Frank, who was just playing dead from when Fujiyama shot him moments earlier
  • Gets better and comes back for another movie
  • Also does nothing in that one
  • Stands by as Joe kills one of his eighty billion minions, laughs his ass off, and gets a knife thrown into his chest
  • Dies again, but will probably survive and come back thanks to crowdfunding
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