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Harold Attinger is the main antagonist of the 2014 Michael Bay film Transformers: Age of Extinction.

He is played by Kelsey Grammer, who was collecting a Ben Kingsley Paycheck.

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  • Apparently is the most powerful human on earth since even the fucking President of the United States of America does not know what he's up to
  • Worked for the CIA for like ten months and somehow became their leader
  • Claims he wants the deaths of all Transformers, but makes a deal with one in order to get a bomb from him that will eventually make him rich thanks to a Steve Jobs parody
  • Despite turning out to be a wholly cliched money-grubbing kitten stepper, Grammer's performance was damn good
  • Can apparently teleport since he goes from Washington, D.C. to Texas in the span of roughly an hour
  • Gets blown the fuck up by Optimus Prime despite having Cade Yeager dead-to-rights for almost 20 seconds, which would have allowed him to run away had he just fucking shot him
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