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Hot dog guy is the real protagonist in the 2008 M. Night Shyamalan film, The Happening. He is played by Frank Collison.

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  • Proud graduate of the M. Night Shyamalan School for Exposition Fairies
  • Is the first one to realize the trees are killing everyone, and flat out explains what they're doing to everyone
  • Unfortunately, because everyone else in this movie has the attention span of a rat terrier on LSD, no one remembers this
  • Really, REALLY likes hot dogs
  • Needs reassurance that others like hot dogs
  • Keeps binoculars in the car so he can spy on the neighbors
  • Probably smokes the most potent cheeba in the entire northeast United States
  • Dies in a field of weeds, which is pretty appropriate
  • How he dies is never shown, but we believe it was probably via choking on a hot dog
  • Was a highlight of the movie
  • One of the most unfortunate cases of Crooked Face in the entire Tiradesverse
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