Michael Bay

Michael Bay is an American film director and producer known for his ridiculously over-the-top, high-budget action films that tend to feature endless explosions, toilet humor, and fight scenes in lieu of plot or character development. He has no known editing ability.

Filmography

• Transformers
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Transformers 5: The Last Knight
• Pearl Harbor
• The Rock (his only good movie)
• Armageddon
• The Island
• Bad Boys
• Bad Boys II
• A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) (producer)
• The Amityville Horror remake (producer)
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (producer)
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (producer)
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (producer)

Facts

• Disciple of Jigsaw and key explosions expert in his war against Jim Varney's forces of good
• Has a massive list of things he has never seen or done
• Thinks statutory rape is funny and that his audiences want to hear jokes about it