- The chick you get when you can't get Charlize Theron
- Models at the one hour photo, but somehow jumps from this job to the cover of Victoria's Secret
- Goes to podunk restaurants to cut food in lieu of actually eating it
- Is somehow intrigued by Rod to the point where she actually sleeps with him
- However, it is debated as to what they actually did in bed, as both of them awoke fully clothed
- Has absolutely zero standards
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