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Scorpion is the main protagonist? in the 1983 film, Warriors of the Wasteland. He is played by Giancarlo Prete.

Facts[edit | edit source]

  • Used to be a Templar
  • Drives around in a car with a Pop-o-matic bubble on top
  • Is probably One's ex-boyfriend
  • Doesn't realize when people just had sex
  • Ends up getting captured by the Templars because he's an idiot
  • Only survives because The Templars are even bigger idiots
  • Going into the final battle, dresses up in clear plastic armor that is impervious to laser fire
  • Despite the fact that it should really just make it worse
  • Because sure, why not?
  • Kills One via a drill to his ass
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