Facts[edit | edit source]
- Used to be a Templar
- Drives around in a car with a Pop-o-matic bubble on top
- Is probably One's ex-boyfriend
- Doesn't realize when people just had sex
- Ends up getting captured by the Templars because he's an idiot
- Only survives because The Templars are even bigger idiots
- Going into the final battle, dresses up in clear plastic armor that is impervious to laser fire
- Despite the fact that it should really just make it worse
- Because sure, why not?
- Kills One via a drill to his ass
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