The Ultimate Battle of Good vs. Evil is a clash foretold to us that will take place in the cosmos sometime centuries, if not millenia, from now. It will pit Jim Varney (good) vs. Jigsaw (evil) to decide the fate of our universe (not necessarily the Tiradesverse, though).
Good[]
- Jim Varney - The Watcher/leader of the armies of good
- James Deaux (The Overseer) - logic shotgun loaded with mind bullets
- Damien Wilkens (The Protector) - rants and other, undetermined, cyborg abilities
- Raul Julia - honorable general
- Bonesaw - elbow drops
- Terry Crews - interrogations
- Bob Ross - air support
- Mr. Rogers - covert ops
- Andre the Giant - rock thrower & peanut provider
- Billy Mays - marketing
- Techno Viking - recon
- Bill Nye - science officer
- Don LaFontaine - motivational speeches
- Bruce Lee - ambassador of pain
- Ultimate Warrior - harbringer of destrucity
- Bongo the Gorilla - doorman
- Reb Brown - spy network
Evil[]
- Jigsaw - Lord of Evil/Self-righteousness
- Mark Hoffman
- Amanda Young
- M. Night Shyamalan
- Michael Bay
- Eric Roberts
- Nick Palumbo
- Uwe Boll
- Dane Cook
- Various wavy tube men
- Rob Schneider
- Pauly Shore
- Papa Shango
- Kristen Stewart
- Roland Emmerich
- Axl Rose
- Ehren Kruger